Dancing On Ice started again last night, so here are a couple of ice skating jokes. They’re not very good. You can have mean and funny or not mean and not particularly funny.
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Q: How is music like ice skating?
A: If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
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Tara Lipinski’s tiny dress (Photo credit: litlnemo)
“This week 15-year-old gold medalist Tara Lipinski made a lot of news. She is now going to be advertising a figure skating Barbie doll. This will be the first Barbie ad where under the spokesperson’s picture it says ‘actual size.”
(From: Conan O’Brien 3/4/98)
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/skatingjokes.html
The Laughing Housewife 
what station is it on?
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ITV1
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It’s a British show.
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Have to admit I laughed out loud at the Tara joke…thanks ☺
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Hooray! No sigh!
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I’m just watching with one eye a show of over the top funerals…
they have live pigs running around
and the casket is shaped sort of like a big BBQ grill.
the chocolate fountain has BBQ sauce for the ribs everyone is to take one of
The minister wears a chefs hat.
AND, they have professional mourners.
It’s a TLC program…a cable channel…probably you don’t get it.
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I’d just left the tv on while I was typing….don’t think I’ll CHOSE to watch this…
but you never know !
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Good grief! Is nothing sacred?
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Well…your initial assessment seems right to me…have a great week!
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Ouch! 😀
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I just wish there weren’t so many ad breaks: 6 skaters and a load of waffle plus 6 ad breaks in a two hour programme – why don’t they just get on with it?
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I watched it in bed, with the laptop. Answered all comments, etc, and just watched the actual skating.
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Good Morning Tilly.
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Morning, Granny!
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Love Figure Skating … never been able to do it myself – not even basic skating – so go on .. joke more about it. *smile
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It’s too early in the morning Tilly, and I’m still not well and more than a little brain dead, I didn’t get either of these 😦
probably too many cultural gaps 🙂
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Oh, shame!
Here’s a joke just for you, then (I Googled ‘joke cultural gap’):
United Nations Survey
Last month, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.” The survey was a huge failure…
In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant, and
In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
From http://www.1000ventures.com/fun/fun_ccd_j.html
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that’s better.
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Oh brother.
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