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I Need An Answer

8 Jan
Logo of the Global Reality Channel

Logo of the Global Reality Channel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Two years ago, WordPress asked what my reality TV show would be called, if I had one.  I gave a whole list of names and then asked what your reality TV show would be called.

Four comments and not one suggestion. Disappointing.

I’ll ask again, because I’m a tolerant sort of blogger.  And I’ve got nothing to write about today.

Based on the fact that the Tilly Bud family don’t talk, we yell (how else can we force our opinions on each other?), here are my options:

  • Maltesers & Mayhem
  • The Loudest Family in Britain
  • The Bachelor [when the Hub throws me out]
  • Living With The Loudies 
  • How Clean Is Your House?  Who Cares?
  • Family Cries  
  • Trading Insults
  • Argumentation Argumentation Argumentation
  • Stroppy And Loving It
  • Loud And Loving It
  • Wife Swap (No!  Take Her For Free!)
  • So You Think You Can Cook.  Hahahahahahaha!
  • Grumpy And The Big Tut
  • Threes Are Loud
  • Meal Or No Meal
  • Who Wants To Marry My Dad (Now My Mum’s Thrown Him Out)? 
  • If No One’s Arguing, Everyone’s Dead

So come on – what’s your reality TV show called?

Joke 656

8 Jan
English: Sunday school class, Manzanar Relocat...

Sunday school class, Manzanar Relocation Center, California People in church service, standing, holding hymnals. MEDIUM: 1 negative : safety film. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Martin arrived late for Sunday school. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punctual so she asked him if anything was wrong.

Martin replied no, that he had been going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.

Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?

Martin replied, “Yes he did. Dad said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”

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From Will & Guy.

 

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