Joke 658

10 Jan
2007 BMW E93 3-Series photographed in Montreal...

2007 BMW E93 3-Series photographed in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Old lady Elsie stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for.   Elsie was so angry that she approached the young fellow and complained, through gritted teeth, ‘I was about to park there.’

The man looked at her with disdain and replied, ‘That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.’

Elsie got into her car, backed it up and stamped on the accelerator.  She rammed straight into the BMW.

The young man gaped at his car, stunned.

Elsie smiled at him and said, ‘That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.’

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From Will & Guy.

 

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9 Responses to “Joke 658”

  1. terry1954 January 10, 2013 at 04:20 #

    hilarious!!!!!

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  2. siggiofmaine January 10, 2013 at 04:37 #

    Love it … I’m old, wish I were rich !

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  3. slpmartin January 10, 2013 at 04:56 #

    That really was funny…loved it!

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  4. Pseu January 10, 2013 at 08:31 #

    A friend of mine was trumped in a parking slot, after he had been waiting for someone to move out…. his wife had gone off to the pay machine.
    So when his wife arrived with the ticket they couldn’t use, as the slot had been nicked,my friend strolled over to the parking slot thief and got him to wind down the window.

    “Here you are,” he said,”have my ticket, as your time is so obviously more important than mine and you desperately need the parking slot -this will save you having to go and get a ticket. have a nice day.”

    how to shame someone with niceness!

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  5. misswhiplash January 10, 2013 at 10:35 #

    That’s the way to do it!!! Great stuff

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  6. vivinfrance January 10, 2013 at 11:17 #

    I love come-uppance jokes.

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  7. hattie January 10, 2013 at 18:52 #

    HMM. Might just try that one out.

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  8. vastlycurious.com January 10, 2013 at 23:19 #

    Haven’t we all dreamed of doing that?

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  9. Grannymar January 11, 2013 at 22:25 #

    You need an old Volvo to do the most damage! No. I never tried it.

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