Joke 659

11 Jan

Driving Test

Silhouette of a car 한국어: 자동차의 실루엣

Silhouette of a car 한국어: 자동차의 실루엣 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.  Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round – you’re drunk!

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From Will & Guy

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13 Responses to “Joke 659”

  1. terry1954 January 11, 2013 at 04:11 #

    hahahahaha

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  2. rebecca2000 January 11, 2013 at 04:12 #

    Haha you forgot to mention the throwing up.

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  3. granny1947 January 11, 2013 at 04:59 #

    Hehehehe…love it.

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  4. adinparadise January 11, 2013 at 05:26 #

    😆

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  5. slpmartin January 11, 2013 at 07:29 #

    Very cute!

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  6. kiwidutch January 11, 2013 at 10:13 #

    I didn’t see the punchline coming and it got me good! A joke I really like!!! Thanks 🙂

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  7. vivinfrance January 11, 2013 at 12:48 #

    A big giggle. Thank you.

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  8. Pseu January 11, 2013 at 16:27 #

    D’oh!

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  9. robincoyle January 11, 2013 at 16:40 #

    Hic! Pour me another.

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  10. viveka January 11, 2013 at 20:57 #

    Good one !!!! I don’t have to worry, becuase I don’t drive anymore.

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  11. Grannymar January 11, 2013 at 22:30 #

    I never saw it coming!

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  12. benzeknees January 12, 2013 at 07:37 #

    Got me!

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  13. judithatwood January 14, 2013 at 05:51 #

    😎

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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