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It’s All Geek To Me

12 Jan

A message for my regular readers: Sorry to give you a new post when I promised you a week of old posts.  I wrote and scheduled this post last Saturday, before my back problem kicked in.

I’m a bit of a nerd.

I realised it last week, when I read your Six Word Saturdays.  I caught myself counting them, checking that everyone had used only six words.  

It occurred to me that I do it every time.

I’m not sure what would happen if somebody dared to use five or seven words instead of six.  

I’d probably have to expel them from the collective.

NERD.

NERD. (Photo credit: lippert61)

For more Six Word Saturdays go here.

Joke 660

12 Jan

I had to trim the fur off my little canine companion.

English: Two Norwich Terriers with the color r...

Two Norwich Terriers with the color red (left) and black & tan (right) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It was a moment of shear terrier.

But it gave him a new leash on life.

I know that joke is ruff; I hope it didn’t make you hot under the collar.

My friend’s dog is a herding breed.  It has a habit of chasing down their little girl and good-naturedly pinning  her to the ground. Sometimes she gets a little hot under the collie.

From puns.tribe.net 

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