Joke 662

14 Jan

Nigel and Stephen are chatting.

English: Two men talking

English: Two men talking (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Nigel announces, ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife, she hasn’t spoken to me in eighteen months.’

Stephen downs his glass of red thoughtfully and responds, ‘Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.’

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From Will & Guy.

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5 Responses to “Joke 662”

  1. terry1954 January 14, 2013 at 04:05 #

    I knew that was coming, hehe

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  2. slpmartin January 14, 2013 at 05:29 #

    Ah…a fact of life.

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  3. vivinfrance January 14, 2013 at 09:44 #

    LOL It can work backwards: Jock hasn’t listened to me for yonks.

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  4. Grannymar January 14, 2013 at 17:57 #

    Nobody knows if I stop talking… cue violins! Mind you, Nobody knows when I rant and roar either! ūüėÄ

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  5. viveka January 14, 2013 at 20:06 #

    And if we are quite …. they wonder what is wrong !!!!!

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