Joke 663

15 Jan

Celebrity Gaffes

Stuart Pearce

Stuart Pearce (Photo credit: rich_w)

  • So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?  Christina Aguilera
  • Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.   David Acfield
  • My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never, surrender to what is right.   Dan Quayle
  • I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. Stuart Pearce
  • Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal.   General Eisenhower
  • Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.   Ray Wilkins
  • If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.   Samuel Goldwyn
  • For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.   John Motson

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10 Responses to “Joke 663”

  1. slpmartin January 15, 2013 at 04:42 #

    What gems of humor!

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  2. adeeyoyo January 15, 2013 at 06:20 #

    That is the best laugh I’ve had in a loooooooooong time! Thanks!

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  3. Katharine Trauger January 15, 2013 at 06:27 #

    Some great one-liners here, to say on purpose. 🙂

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  4. Kiwidutch January 15, 2013 at 06:58 #

    I really did laugh out loud, Thanks!

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  5. bevchen January 15, 2013 at 08:27 #

    Carrot at the end of the tunnel! Hehe 🙂

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  6. mairedubhtx January 15, 2013 at 15:35 #

    I loved these, especially the dan Quayle one. He holds a special place in my heart for all his gaffs.

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  7. Viveka January 16, 2013 at 01:14 #

    This I don’t get at all – and I take the blame for that .. being a Swede in this world of yours isn’t the easiest.
    I’m sure it’s superb – so I LIKE too.

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  8. Pearl January 16, 2013 at 04:37 #

    Kicking myself in the foot. I’m always doing that. when the tables aren’t.

    “I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” love that.

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  9. Grannymar January 16, 2013 at 19:01 #

    I wonder if the carrot is black & white or yellow all over?

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