Joke 667

19 Jan

WINSTON'S GANG

WINSTON’S GANG (Photo credit: plushplex)

Winston lost his ear. Fortunately, a doctor replaced it with a pig’s ear, cut to size and made to look human.

Several weeks passed and Winston felt it necessary to return to his surgeon.

Winston complained, “Doctor, I keep hearing this noise and it’s doing my head in.”

“Don’t worry, said the doctor, “it’s just a bit of crackling.”

From Will & Guy

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11 Responses to “Joke 667”

  1. adinparadise January 19, 2013 at 04:09 #

    Hehehe…….. Thanks for the loud snort, Tilly. 🙂

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  2. lenwilliamscarver January 19, 2013 at 04:30 #

    roflmbo!!!!

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  3. siggiofmaine January 19, 2013 at 08:45 #

    Sigh. Love it…will share it for sure !

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  4. Pseu January 19, 2013 at 09:36 #

    Snort!

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  5. adeeyoyo January 19, 2013 at 15:04 #

    Hahaha, good one,Tilly! 😀

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  6. Three Well Beings January 19, 2013 at 23:17 #

    🙂

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  7. Grannymar January 21, 2013 at 05:43 #

    This one is real crispy!

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  8. viveka January 21, 2013 at 13:08 #

    Very good … a good crackling isn’t the easiest to to fix.

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  9. emmasouthlondon January 21, 2013 at 23:58 #

    What a cracker!
    Enjoying all your fab jokes…
    🙂

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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