Joke 668

20 Jan
Red Fish Tsukiji Fish Market Tokyo

Red Fish Tsukiji Fish Market Tokyo (Photo credit: hitthatswitch)

Here are some fish puns for you.  Really bad ones.  Please send me some jokes; I’m scraping the fish barrel here.


Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads

What do you call a naked fish?


Why are fish smarter than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a person?

What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?

Huckleberry Fin

What was the Romanovs’ favorite fish?


From photosbykev

15 Responses to “Joke 668”

  1. jmgoyder January 20, 2013 at 04:17 #



  2. Amba Nair January 20, 2013 at 04:21 #

    Hahahhaha Tilly. Kelp-wanted stole the show. Tilly, you are the funniest blogger I know. Is there an award I could hand out for that?


  3. Katharine Trauger January 20, 2013 at 05:09 #

    Actually thought these were funny. Do more. 😆


  4. slpmartin January 20, 2013 at 05:17 #

    I may have trouble falling asleep now. 🙂


  5. siggiofmaine January 20, 2013 at 06:25 #

    Pretty good for scraping the bottom of the (fish) barrel !


  6. vivinfrance January 20, 2013 at 08:06 #

    I like that picture! Just woken from a nightmare which involved fish and trying to cross a busy 6 lane ring road. I need my head seeing to!


  7. bevchen January 20, 2013 at 09:54 #

    Your fish barrel comment was better than the actual jokes 😉

    Here’s one for you: Two fish in a tank – one says to the other “Can you drive this thing?”

    I think I had it in a cracker once…


  8. misswhiplash January 20, 2013 at 10:23 #

    I am not a fan of one off jokes..I like the story jokes best but most of all I like to hear about your family


  9. rumpydog January 20, 2013 at 16:49 #

    something smells fishy here!


  10. Grannymar January 21, 2013 at 05:57 #



  11. Perfecting Motherhood January 21, 2013 at 23:54 #

    My son told me a joke the other day that would fit right in:

    – Why did the eel cross the road?
    – To get to the other tide!

    Cute. 🙂


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