Joke 670

22 Jan
English: Drunk driving safety poster. "Do...

Drunk driving safety poster. “Don’t mix ’em”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”

“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”

The drunk grins.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens!” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”


Thanks to Milka Pejovic for letting me steal this one.



11 Responses to “Joke 670”

  1. slpmartin January 22, 2013 at 04:29 #

    Hmm…didn’t see the ending coming. 🙂


  2. Three Well Beings January 22, 2013 at 04:57 #

    This really tickled my funny bone! I am usually not too good at remembering and re-telling jokes, but maybe if I practice this one…it bears repeating! 🙂


  3. terry1954 January 22, 2013 at 05:20 #

    hehe, that was funny


  4. lenwilliamscarveren Williams~Carver January 22, 2013 at 06:37 #

    ok my socks are wet again!!! will you stop? no! no, I didn’t mean that, honest please please dont stop!!!! hahahaha


  5. viveka January 22, 2013 at 12:49 #

    Why is it that it’s always us women that talks too much ?????? Great one again.


  6. sharechair January 22, 2013 at 13:19 #

    Good one! 🙂


  7. misswhiplash January 22, 2013 at 14:15 #

    just another great joke from the writings of Miss TillyB…well done (can you be a ‘pain in back like you can be a pain in ****) Is your back feeling any better?


  8. adinparadise January 22, 2013 at 15:26 #

    Bwahahaha………. love this one, Tilly. 🙂


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