Joke 672

24 Jan

Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labour and began to yell, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?

She was having contractions.

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15 Responses to “Joke 672”

  1. siggiofmaine January 24, 2013 at 04:07 #

    BIG sigh.☺♥

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  2. Katharine Trauger January 24, 2013 at 04:52 #

    Obviously, you’ve never been in labor!!!! 😆

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  3. lenwilliamscarver January 24, 2013 at 05:07 #

    oh no you didn’t!!!!

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  4. vivinfrance January 24, 2013 at 08:48 #

    That photo is so representative of the gesture of all pregnant women to protect what is so vulnerable. If that’s how many contractions she had, she was a lucky woman! 🙂

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  5. bevchen January 24, 2013 at 10:17 #

    😀 This one appeals to the linguist in me.

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  6. viveka January 24, 2013 at 11:22 #

    Never been there, don’t even have the T-shirt … and not send a postcard neither.

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  7. bluebee January 24, 2013 at 12:31 #

    Heehee

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  8. sharechair January 24, 2013 at 13:55 #

    groan

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  9. judithatwood January 24, 2013 at 16:26 #

    Another great one!

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  10. vastlycurious.com January 25, 2013 at 23:03 #

    I did that 3 times!!! NO MORE !!!

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  11. Pseu January 25, 2013 at 23:37 #

    Contradicting contractions.

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  12. Grannymar January 30, 2013 at 19:04 #

    Been there, sang the song and have the daughter……. AND the grey hair!

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