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Football Quotes

Thierry Henry’s debut as a Red Bull (Photo credit: Joscarfas)

• ‘I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.’ Alan Shearer
• ‘You’ve got to believe that you’ re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.’ Peter Shilton
• ‘I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.’ Ade Akinbiyi
• ‘Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.’ Ian Wright
• ‘I’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.’ Ugo Ehiogu
• ‘Leeds is a great club and it’s been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.’ Jonathan Woodgate
• ‘The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.’ Phil Neville
• ‘All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.’ Mitchell Thomas
• ‘One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.’ Alan Shearer
• ‘I’ d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.’ Johnny Giles
• ‘Sometimes in football you have to score goals.’ Thierry Henry.
• ‘I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.’ Les Ferdinand.
• ‘It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.’ Richard Rufus.
• ‘There’s no in between – you’ re either good or bad. We were in between.’ Gary Lineker.
• ‘If you don’t concede any goals you’ll win more games than you lose.’ Wayne Bridge.

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