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2 Feb

I have had a happy week

Just small things, like getting my own writing space (am I boring you yet?) and the sun is out this morning (am I amazing you yet?).  

Small things count; and I count every one of them.

I wish you many small things

Have a lovely weekend!

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Joke 681

2 Feb
Little Ronnie

Little Ronnie (Photo credit: QueenieVonSugarpants)

Little Ronnie’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’

Little Ronnie asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’

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The maths teacher saw that Daphne wasn’t paying attention in class.  She called on her and said, ‘Daphne!  What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’

Daphne replied, ‘ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.’

From Will & Guy

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