Joke 681

2 Feb
Little Ronnie

Little Ronnie (Photo credit: QueenieVonSugarpants)

Little Ronnie’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’

Little Ronnie asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’


The maths teacher saw that Daphne wasn’t paying attention in class.  She called on her and said, ‘Daphne!  What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’

Daphne replied, ‘ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.’

From Will & Guy


17 Responses to “Joke 681”

  1. timkeen40 February 2, 2013 at 04:03 #

    I especially like the math answers. Very funny.



  2. slpmartin February 2, 2013 at 04:41 #

    The last one really does sound like a child…funny!


  3. Katharine Trauger February 2, 2013 at 04:55 #

    Too cute! 😀


  4. siggiofmaine February 2, 2013 at 06:13 #

    I’m slowing down…I didn’t see that last one coming !☺


  5. faydanamyjake February 2, 2013 at 06:53 #

    🙂 🙂 🙂


  6. Grannymar February 2, 2013 at 09:26 #

    I don’t have TV but I still got it.


  7. vivinfrance February 2, 2013 at 09:46 #

    I love these.


  8. sonofwalt February 2, 2013 at 09:54 #



  9. misswhiplash February 2, 2013 at 09:59 #

    those were both very funny ..even Nev had a giggle


  10. bevchen February 2, 2013 at 10:50 #

    LOL!! I love the second one.


  11. Pseu February 2, 2013 at 12:45 #

    The photo one sounds like a real child’s perspective.
    I remember my brother and grandfather having a conversation….

    “no I can’t buy that, I don’t have enough money.”

    “Why don’t you go to the bank and get some out?”

    If only….


  12. idiosyncratic eye February 2, 2013 at 18:15 #

    Little Ronnie has a point but Daphne has a problem. 😉


  13. viveka February 2, 2013 at 20:50 #

    Just wonderful …. and more wonderful !!! This is true … some kids has said those things.


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