Joke 681

2 Feb
Little Ronnie

Little Ronnie (Photo credit: QueenieVonSugarpants)

Little Ronnie’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’

Little Ronnie asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’

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The maths teacher saw that Daphne wasn’t paying attention in class.  She called on her and said, ‘Daphne!  What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’

Daphne replied, ‘ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.’

From Will & Guy

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17 Responses to “Joke 681”

  1. timkeen40 February 2, 2013 at 04:03 #

    I especially like the math answers. Very funny.

    Tim

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  2. slpmartin February 2, 2013 at 04:41 #

    The last one really does sound like a child…funny!

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  3. Katharine Trauger February 2, 2013 at 04:55 #

    Too cute! 😀

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  4. siggiofmaine February 2, 2013 at 06:13 #

    I’m slowing down…I didn’t see that last one coming !☺

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  5. faydanamyjake February 2, 2013 at 06:53 #

    🙂 🙂 🙂

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  6. Grannymar February 2, 2013 at 09:26 #

    I don’t have TV but I still got it.

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  7. vivinfrance February 2, 2013 at 09:46 #

    I love these.

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  8. sonofwalt February 2, 2013 at 09:54 #

    😀

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  9. misswhiplash February 2, 2013 at 09:59 #

    those were both very funny ..even Nev had a giggle

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  10. bevchen February 2, 2013 at 10:50 #

    LOL!! I love the second one.

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  11. Pseu February 2, 2013 at 12:45 #

    The photo one sounds like a real child’s perspective.
    I remember my brother and grandfather having a conversation….

    “no I can’t buy that, I don’t have enough money.”

    “Why don’t you go to the bank and get some out?”

    If only….

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  12. idiosyncratic eye February 2, 2013 at 18:15 #

    Little Ronnie has a point but Daphne has a problem. 😉

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  13. viveka February 2, 2013 at 20:50 #

    Just wonderful …. and more wonderful !!! This is true … some kids has said those things.

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