Joke 682

3 Feb
English: cow icon

English: cow icon (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.  Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

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A cow walks into a bar and the barman yells, ”Get out!  We don’t serve your kind in here!”

”But why not?” asked the cow.

The barman replied, ”Because I’m lactose intolerant.”

From jokes4us and PastExpiry

 

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17 Responses to “Joke 682”

  1. slpmartin February 3, 2013 at 04:29 #

    Like the one about the bible best.

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  2. ecofinanalysis February 3, 2013 at 05:16 #

    Cows understand us better than we do them…

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  3. Hanna February 3, 2013 at 05:43 #

    A cow who can talk AND read is a miracle from heaven indeed 😉

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  4. bluebee February 3, 2013 at 07:12 #

    Walking, talking, reading cows! 😯 The stuff of my nightmares

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  5. vivinfrance February 3, 2013 at 09:04 #

    That cow needs a halo. I love how down-to-earth these two jokes are.

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  6. viveka February 3, 2013 at 17:55 #

    Linda … Linda … I think that spider had some effect on to you *laughter

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  7. Grannymar February 3, 2013 at 22:18 #

    Holy cow!

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  8. Three Well Beings February 4, 2013 at 05:06 #

    Cow humor always gets to me. Are you familiar with the cartoonist Gary Larson? He often used cows as the centerpiece to a good cartoon, and they were always my favorite. I liked the Bible joke!

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  9. Perfecting Motherhood February 8, 2013 at 19:34 #

    Moo! Hey, what’s up with all the cows (and horses) on your blog? Have you mooooved to a farm?

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