These are for my American readers. I have no idea how funny most of them are but they were all I could find. I have tried to weed out the offensive jokes. Hope I succeeded. Let me know if I missed one. And apologies for the exclamation marks but you know how enthusiastic sports fans can be.
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Super Bowl XLV (Febuary 6, 2011; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers)
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood? A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? A: The Dallas Cowboys!
Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic!
Super Bowl XLIII (Febuary 1, 2009; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Arizona Cardinals)
Q: How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl? A: Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
Q: Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away? A: He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A: No one knows, and we may never find out!
Q: What’s the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and Frosties? A: Frosties belong in a bowl!
Q: What’s more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad? A: Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!
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The Laughing Housewife 
Those were pretty good.
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“Frosties” was funny. Mean, but funny. 🙂 Never watch football, myself.
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well I am a Canadian reader…and certain there is a perfectly good hockey game on TV Somewhere, so….if someone can explain to me why my basement is full of men and my house smells like chili and wings – that’d be awesome!
I’ll pass these along to the cave dwellers – I think their team is losing and they probably really just need a laugh.
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I don’t understand the Superbowl hype!
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There must be an Aussie equivalent. Here, it’s the FA Cup.
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Those were good, especially the one about the Dallas Cowboys. But the one about the Baltimore Ravens–they actually won the Superbowl last night! Much to my surprise.
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There’s a superb owl?
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😀
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I’m lost. Must’ve arrived at the wrong blog…
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I’m pandering to my American audience 🙂
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From an American who doesn’t care about football, I think you did a pretty good job. But I’m guessing a Ravens fan gave you that grudging three star rating. 🙂
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Didn’t know that you had super bowl .. in Stockport. ??? Not funny, I know.
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I’m not sure what it means, but I know nothing about the Super Bowl, and I’m all over the story of Richard III. I sense some internal confusion!
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Closet Brit! Closet Brit!
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