Joke 683

4 Feb

These are for my American readers.  I have no idea how funny most of them are but they were all I could find.  I have tried to weed out the offensive jokes. Hope I succeeded.  Let me know if I missed one.  And apologies for the exclamation marks but you know how enthusiastic sports fans can be.

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Super Bowl XLV (Febuary 6, 2011; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers)

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood? A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? A: The Dallas Cowboys!

Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic!

Super Bowl XLIII (Febuary 1, 2009; Pittsburgh Steelers vs Arizona Cardinals)

Q: How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl? A: Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!

Q: Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away? A: He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A: No one knows, and we may never find out!

Q: What’s the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and Frosties?  A: Frosties belong in a bowl!

Q: What’s more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad? A: Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!

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From jokes4us.com

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14 Responses to “Joke 683”

  1. slpmartin February 4, 2013 at 04:10 #

    Those were pretty good.

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  2. Katharine Trauger February 4, 2013 at 04:14 #

    “Frosties” was funny. Mean, but funny. 🙂 Never watch football, myself.

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  3. Rorybore February 4, 2013 at 04:40 #

    well I am a Canadian reader…and certain there is a perfectly good hockey game on TV Somewhere, so….if someone can explain to me why my basement is full of men and my house smells like chili and wings – that’d be awesome!
    I’ll pass these along to the cave dwellers – I think their team is losing and they probably really just need a laugh.

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  4. jmgoyder February 4, 2013 at 05:04 #

    I don’t understand the Superbowl hype!

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  5. mairedubhtx February 4, 2013 at 14:33 #

    Those were good, especially the one about the Dallas Cowboys. But the one about the Baltimore Ravens–they actually won the Superbowl last night! Much to my surprise.

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  6. sanstorm February 4, 2013 at 16:24 #

    There’s a superb owl?

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  7. Pseu February 4, 2013 at 16:51 #

    I’m lost. Must’ve arrived at the wrong blog…

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  8. sonofwalt February 5, 2013 at 11:29 #

    From an American who doesn’t care about football, I think you did a pretty good job. But I’m guessing a Ravens fan gave you that grudging three star rating. 🙂

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  9. viveka February 5, 2013 at 14:30 #

    Didn’t know that you had super bowl .. in Stockport. ??? Not funny, I know.

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  10. Three Well Beings February 6, 2013 at 18:34 #

    I’m not sure what it means, but I know nothing about the Super Bowl, and I’m all over the story of Richard III. I sense some internal confusion!

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