Time for some old groaners:
Funny Fish Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)
- What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people
- What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish
- What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A beer-a-cuda
- Where do fish parts come from? Finland
- Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – it always looks sharp
- What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? Monkfish
- What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid
fish (Photo credit: mary hodder)
- What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening
- What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse? The Codfather
- Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot
- Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon
- What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal? Fish and ships
- Where do fish wash? In a river basin
- Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker
- Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school
fish on the old Barbies (Photo credit: forkergirl)
The Laughing Housewife 
Thank you, so now I’m wandering around making up new words to Salmonenchnted evening.
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LOL my son would love these.
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😀 Did he?
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He did. He had quite the giggle.
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Excellent!
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This has to be said out loud. The pun doesn’t work on paper, and you use lots of shhhhh at the end. People love to groan about it:
“What do you call a fish without an eye?”
“Fsh” (pronounced “ffshhhh”
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Haaaaaaaa 😀
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I Love these….one by one, joke by joke, my people will suffer from this post !
Thank you !
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Hehe 😀
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I needed this today, badly! Thanks for these…
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Glad to make you laugh but sorry you needed them. Hope today was better for you.
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Crackers
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That cartoon is hilarious, oh hahaha.
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Reblogged this on Views Splash! and commented:
I think a great series of witty questions… am reblogging pls!
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Why has your blog gone suddenlyvery small? How do I make it bigger?
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CTRL and + (plus) enlarges the font, and to return it is CTRL and – (minus)
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Thanks, Granny. It’s only Tilly’s blog that this happens on.
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Thanks for this tip. It’s now in my note book.
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Was this prompted by your post about Hub’s deceased baby fish?
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No, just a lucky coincidence. I prepared this several days ago.
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Something’s fishy….
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Always nice to have something sweet with my morning coffee.
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Fish on the Barbies . . . hahahahahaha
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I saw on the news that we Swedes are giving you Britt’s horsemeat instead of beef – my favorite frozen vegetable manufacture – Findus, that now is an UK company since a couple of years ago. I would eat both burgers and lasagne with horse meat, but it shouldn’t be stated as beef. Bad news travels fast and funny news very slow .. *smile .. blame us, the Swedes.
Your fishy business are even more funny *smile My favorite – What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people
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Don’t worry – it was the Romanians, via the Luxembourgians (what are they called?).
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Today I read that it was the French .. *smile and Findus are taking them to court. Because Findus are in trouble over here for the same thing.
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Salmon-chanted evening…. I’ll be singing this all evening.
PS Thanks for the email, I’m saving it for later this evening.
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Tilly screamed, “me, me, me!”
This’s the best collage I’ve ever seen in my life.
http://janetsnotebook.com/?attachment_id=3537
Perhaps it’s near Valentine’s day.
Have a lovely weekend!
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Thank you for this, Janet 😀
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Did you hear the one about the sick squid?
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