5 O’Clock Shadow

Migraine Barbie has Snapped! (Photo credit: Deborah Leigh (Migraine Chick))

I was awake early this morning.  My head insisted on it.  It banged on my skull with a hammer on one side and a brick on the other and said, I’m going to your stomach next, if you don’t take some paracetamol.

It wasn’t a migraine, in spite of the nausea, because I was still able to function.

Or, it was a migraine, but Al’s tip worked: take your painkiller of choice and a shower in the face to follow.  I tried it; the ache eased.  That or, because I screw up my face so tight against the spray, the ache slipped out of my ears.  And the Hub says I’ve got nothing between them…

 

Joke 689

• I’ve never been in love before…But I can imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see the waiter arriving with your food.
  

  love (Photo credit: electricnerve)

• Relationship Between Lovers In Today’s Age: you can touch each other but…leave the mobile alone!
• I wanna fall in love, or in feathers.  Yeah, feathers.  They hurt less.

From tumblr.

• It was an emotional wedding.  Even the cake was in tiers.
• What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?  Can’t elope.
• To some – marriage is a word…to others – a sentence.

From punoftheday.