Joke 689

10 Feb
  • I’ve never been in love before…But I can imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see the waiter arriving with your food.

    love

    love (Photo credit: electricnerve)

  • Relationship Between Lovers In Today’s Age: you can touch each other but…leave the mobile alone!
  • I wanna fall in love, or in feathers.  Yeah, feathers.  They hurt less.

From tumblr.

  • It was an emotional wedding.  Even the cake was in tiers.
  • What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?  Can’t elope.
  • To some – marriage is a word…to others – a sentence.

From punoftheday.

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18 Responses to “Joke 689”

  1. terry1954 February 10, 2013 at 04:14 #

    haha, loved it

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  2. slpmartin February 10, 2013 at 04:23 #

    Like a fine after-dinner wine….enjoyed these.

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  3. vivinfrance February 10, 2013 at 08:47 #

    These are funny/sad at the same time.

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  4. misswhiplash February 10, 2013 at 10:54 #

    best is number 1…I’d fall in love with anyone especially if I was hungry

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  5. bevchen February 10, 2013 at 11:48 #

    LOL, these are good ones. I liked the cake in tiers best 😀

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  6. Grannymar February 10, 2013 at 12:35 #

    I am in love with feathers. My duvet is all I have to snuggle with these dark winter nights.

    I think I need a Malteser.

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  7. Tinman February 10, 2013 at 13:23 #

    Is it only on my computer that the section “Top Posts and Pages” just has ten pictures of you?

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  8. sharechair February 10, 2013 at 14:18 #

    I wanna fall in feathers.

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling February 10, 2013 at 15:21 #

    I’m in tears. So who is punoftheday? Dianne

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  10. vastlycurious.com February 10, 2013 at 17:21 #

    I loved the bubble heart in the sink!

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  11. jamieonline February 10, 2013 at 18:04 #

    Very dry…. 😉

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  12. The Hook February 10, 2013 at 22:04 #

    Great shares!

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  13. Lisaman February 10, 2013 at 22:33 #

    I had a guest here recently.. Married 52 years.. Amazing and definitely not a sentance!!

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  14. lanceleuven February 11, 2013 at 14:54 #

    Love the last one!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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