Micrograph of tissue paper. Illumination is by ultraviolet light causing autofluorescence of the fibres, the image was captured through a blue filter to block direct illumination. 9 images manually stitched into a panorama. Individual fibres are ~10 μm wide. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?”
“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy…”
The Laughing Housewife 
oh my gosh!!!!! LOL
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I am worried for the young man
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Perfect….didn’t see that one coming!
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That joke was painful to read! 🙂
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How did he get to be CEO with an IQ of about 30?
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Uh-oh… and I bet the young executive gets the blame!
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I hope the young executive has his resume in order…
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Oh NO! Oh how funny. So glad it’s just a joke! 😉
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Hmm…perhaps it’s time for the young exec to dust off the old CV…
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I’ll bet the CEO was a man.
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Just so brilliant …. And brilliant painful.
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heh, it’s like the old song goes: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosses-Lament/dp/B002F0UD9G
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Oh the pitfalls of unclear communication! Happens all too often. 🙂 Very good illustration of the same.
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Haha, that’s exactly how it works in the corporate world. The dumber you are, the higher you climb. The only skills you need are brown-nosing and a lot of bull-sh&^tting.
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I bet you that actually happened to someone!
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