A backslide pin in professional wrestling (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
haha
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*guffaw*
he must be Left Brained 😉
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Sounds like what some of my cousins might do. 🙂
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Giggles 🙂
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AWwwwwwwwww!
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That is brilliant!
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Haha, brilliant!
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I’m puzzling over the relevance of the wrestling photo?
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Me too. At least the dreaming wife received a gift – I’ve never had so much as a Valentine’s Card from my OH.
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Hee hee!
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my mind is trying to figure the link to the photo???
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And they claim romance is dead! 🙂
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Brilliant. Just what I would expect a couple of my brothers to do!
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*facepalm* so close!
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And from that book she discovered the meaning of her dream is that she is supposed to divorce her husband.
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Great one … but who want a guy like that .. I would had sent both him and the book to other hunting grounds. *smile
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Smart husband……disappointed wife = no nookie tonight….in your dreams!
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Too cruel, haha
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