Joke 693

14 Feb
Vintage Funny Papers

Vintage Funny Papers (Photo credit: firexbrat)

Vintage Funny Papers

Vintage Funny Papers (Photo credit: firexbrat)

Vintage Funny Papers

Vintage Funny Papers (Photo credit: firexbrat)

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

The man takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over the envelopes.

His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’ “

“But why?” asks the guy.

The balding man replies, “I’m a divorce lawyer.” 


From springhillstampclub.

16 Responses to “Joke 693”

  1. terry1954 February 14, 2013 at 04:05 #

    that was awesome!!!!!!!


  2. Amba February 14, 2013 at 06:42 #

    LOL! What a way to stay in business 🙂 Happy Valentine’s Day Tilly-may your day be filled with love and happiness 🙂


  3. Musings February 14, 2013 at 07:15 #

    Oh too funny!


  4. Maddie Cochere February 14, 2013 at 07:48 #

    Such a clever man! 🙂


  5. vivinfrance February 14, 2013 at 08:31 #

    Clever/ We both roared with laughter at this one.


  6. bevchen February 14, 2013 at 08:38 #

    Brilliant!! Happy Valentine’s Day 😀


  7. Judith Atwood February 14, 2013 at 10:27 #

    Sounds about right — 😎 Happy Valentine’s day, my friend!


  8. viveka February 14, 2013 at 13:46 #

    Love it …. and I wish you and your hubby … a Love-Able Thursday.


  9. sharechair February 14, 2013 at 14:31 #

    Oh that’s so funny!


  10. slpmartin February 14, 2013 at 18:20 #

    Oh…those cards and joke…very funny indeed!


  11. SchmidleysScribbling February 14, 2013 at 23:07 #

    Happy Saint Valentine’s Day. Hope you are feeling better. Dianne


  12. Lisaman February 14, 2013 at 23:28 #

    hahahaha love the divorce lawyer!!


  13. gigihawaii February 15, 2013 at 00:58 #

    crazy, eh? hope you had a good valentine’s day, Tilly.


  14. adinparadise February 15, 2013 at 04:22 #

    Hilarious, Tilly. Hope your Valentine’s day was a good one. 🙂


  15. lanceleuven February 15, 2013 at 15:24 #

    I believe the phrase is “speculate to accumulate”! 🙂


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