Joke 696

17 Feb

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

Scary rabbit

Scary rabbit (Photo credit: jcorrius)

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can on to the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters.

The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can. He ran over to the woman and demanded, “What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: “‘Hair spray restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”



19 Responses to “Joke 696”

  1. terry1954 February 17, 2013 at 04:08 #

    that was excellent!!!!


  2. slpmartin February 17, 2013 at 04:11 #

    Oh…that was funny!


  3. Ron. February 17, 2013 at 04:14 #

    I heard much the same story, but instead of hair spray, the lady siphoned a few drops of gas out of the car and drizzed it down the rabbit’s throat. The rabbit revived & hopped down the road about 50 meters, then toppled over. “Is he dead?” the man asked. “No,” says the lady, “He’s just out of gas.”


  4. Al February 17, 2013 at 04:55 #

    You know when a joke is so bad that’s it’s good? I think that’s what happened here.


  5. benzeknees February 17, 2013 at 08:30 #

    Good one! Whoops please don’t take my Maltesers away!


  6. Katharine Trauger February 17, 2013 at 08:47 #

    Love it! So glad you are able to post. Are other things any better? Hope it!


  7. vivinfrance February 17, 2013 at 08:55 #

    That’s a real shaggy hair story, the sort that takes half an hour to tell at a party.


  8. sarsm February 17, 2013 at 09:19 #

    That’s a good one!


  9. Patrecia Upton February 17, 2013 at 09:36 #

    loved it!


  10. Grannymar February 17, 2013 at 10:47 #

    I need a burst of energy….. Now where did I put the hair spray?


  11. bevchen February 17, 2013 at 13:20 #

    That one was quite good. I certainly didn’t see the punchline coming!


  12. mairedubhtx February 17, 2013 at 14:54 #

    I am laughing myself silly over this one. It’s really quite good, I must say!


  13. Maddie Cochere February 18, 2013 at 00:21 #

    I was sort of in on the joke with restoring life; the permanent wave put me over the top with laughter. 🙂


  14. February 18, 2013 at 03:31 #

    As usual…my first real laugh of the day..please don’t ever stop this blog- you need some awards for uplifting spirits!


  15. Sallyann February 18, 2013 at 11:05 #

    Love it ! 😀


  16. siggiofmaine February 24, 2013 at 05:31 #

    S I G H …. and I’ll be sure to repeat it


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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