Joke 700

21 Feb
The Lawyer

The Lawyer (Photo credit: Xpectro)

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.

She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.

On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”

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35 Responses to “Joke 700”

  1. adinparadise February 21, 2013 at 04:13 #

    😀

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  2. Hattie February 21, 2013 at 04:29 #

    How true.

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  3. SidevieW February 21, 2013 at 06:20 #

    lol, funny but true

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  4. benzeknees February 21, 2013 at 07:09 #

    Of course this is typical for lawyers!

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  5. vivinfrance February 21, 2013 at 07:43 #

    Reminding me tbat “criminal layer” is tautology.

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  6. Katharine Trauger February 21, 2013 at 07:49 #

    That’s a good one! 😀 Happy 700th, too! 🙂

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  7. bluebee February 21, 2013 at 12:28 #

    This reminds me of my dad – as a joke, he would fold notes over when counting out money to anyone, counting out double of what was actually in his hand. and always laugh uproariously at his own joke. I do miss his silly jokes 🙂

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  8. Pseu February 21, 2013 at 13:52 #

    (I don’t get it)

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    • The Laughing Housewife February 21, 2013 at 13:53 #

      He never specified what the third one was…

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      • Pseu February 21, 2013 at 14:25 #

        (I’m whispering now: I still don’t get it. Crikey, what’s wrong with me?)

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        • The Laughing Housewife February 21, 2013 at 15:04 #

          Boy/Girl/Other 😀 I’m rolling on the floor helpless with laughter now.

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          • Pseu February 21, 2013 at 19:32 #

            erk!

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            • Pseu February 21, 2013 at 19:34 #

              (I’m still flummoxed)

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              • The Laughing Housewife February 21, 2013 at 20:24 #

                Let me guess…you’re from the south? 😀

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                • lanceleuven February 22, 2013 at 18:35 #

                  What do you mean from the south?? Is that an insult? Or is it a compliment? I really can’t tell. But then I am from the south… 🙂

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                • Pseu February 23, 2013 at 18:29 #

                  meaning?

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  9. sharechair February 21, 2013 at 15:12 #

    good one. and probably true in many cases.

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  10. jeandayfriday February 21, 2013 at 15:25 #

    Great one! 🙂

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  11. slpmartin February 21, 2013 at 18:13 #

    As with all things legal…a relative moral ordeal.

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  12. Grannymar February 23, 2013 at 03:18 #

    In Ireland, they used to ask if a new baby was a boy or a child!

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  13. Pseu March 2, 2013 at 20:10 #

    (I still can’t get it. Doing my head in)

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