The Lawyer (Photo credit: Xpectro)
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
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From ahajokes.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
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How true.
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lol, funny but true
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Of course this is typical for lawyers!
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Reminding me tbat “criminal layer” is tautology.
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That’s a good one! 😀 Happy 700th, too! 🙂
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Thank you!
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This reminds me of my dad – as a joke, he would fold notes over when counting out money to anyone, counting out double of what was actually in his hand. and always laugh uproariously at his own joke. I do miss his silly jokes 🙂
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My dad was also a great one for jokes. He always said he had three children, one of each 🙂
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An excellent dad-bad-joke 😀
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I’ve always thought so 😀
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(I don’t get it)
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He never specified what the third one was…
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(I’m whispering now: I still don’t get it. Crikey, what’s wrong with me?)
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Boy/Girl/Other 😀 I’m rolling on the floor helpless with laughter now.
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erk!
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(I’m still flummoxed)
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Let me guess…you’re from the south? 😀
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What do you mean from the south?? Is that an insult? Or is it a compliment? I really can’t tell. But then I am from the south… 🙂
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No insult intended…I meant, you don’t get our northern humour 🙂
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Well, I think I clearly proved your point! 🙂
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😀
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Yes, you did!
Good job you’ve got a sense of humour about these things 😉
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Is that supposed to be an insult? 😉
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😀
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meaning?
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We have different senses of humour 🙂
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good one. and probably true in many cases.
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Great one! 🙂
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Thanks!
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As with all things legal…a relative moral ordeal.
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In Ireland, they used to ask if a new baby was a boy or a child!
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😀 😀
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(I still can’t get it. Doing my head in)
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Okay. Step away from the post and put down the joke.
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