Joke 701

22 Feb

Kev and Bill were talking one day. ‘My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the greengrocer’s,’ said Kevin.

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‘So were you able to find some?” inquired Bill.

‘Well, when I got to the shop, I asked the manager, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?’   The shopkeeper told me, ‘No, you’ll have to do that yourself.’ ”

From Will & Guy.

 

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14 Responses to “Joke 701”

  1. terry1954 February 22, 2013 at 04:16 #

    LOL

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  2. Musings February 22, 2013 at 07:33 #

    Ouch!

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  3. vivinfrance February 22, 2013 at 09:45 #

    Nasty greengrocer

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  4. mairedubhtx February 22, 2013 at 15:13 #

    This was funny.

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling February 22, 2013 at 16:15 #

    what a sick joke. Dianne

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  6. slpmartin February 22, 2013 at 17:58 #

    My the shopkeepers their seem to have a real attitude. 🙂

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  7. lanceleuven February 22, 2013 at 18:33 #

    I’m guessing the greengrocer doesn’t like his wife! 🙂

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  8. Viveka February 22, 2013 at 18:51 #

    Aj-aj ….. but I like.

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  9. adinparadise February 22, 2013 at 19:37 #

    Love that greengrocer’s sense of humour. 😆

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  10. bluebee February 22, 2013 at 21:33 #

    Masterchef Man laughed a little too long at this one!

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  11. Perfecting Motherhood February 23, 2013 at 07:42 #

    Haha, good one!

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  12. siggiofmaine February 24, 2013 at 05:38 #

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