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Metal Fatigue

23 Feb

I think I’ve infected the appliances

I went into the spare room at the first throat tickle and avoided all contact with the Hub and it seems to have worked: his compromised immune system didn’t cave at the first sneeze spray like it usually does.

Give me my mofackin' pot pie!!!   298/365

Give me my pot pie!!! 298/365 (Photo credit: AndYaDontStop)

However, my rotten germs needed to go somewhere.  Suddenly, the TV is showing wavy lines; the fridge freezer has a blockage; the PC demanded a new power supply and the dishwasher gave up the ghost.

Coincidence?  I think not.

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Joke 702

23 Feb

Day 238/365 - A Different type of Apple

After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.

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I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night. I couldn’t find a baby sitar.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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From punoftheday

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