Joke 706

27 Feb

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how

A pregnant woman

A pregnant woman (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.  Just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

She looked at the men in the room. “And Gentlemen, remember – you’re in this together – it wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.”

The room went quiet as the men absorbed this information.  Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

“Yes?” asked the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

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Thanks to Elaine at I Used To be Indecisive for this one.

 

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14 Responses to “Joke 706”

  1. slpmartin February 27, 2013 at 04:24 #

    Oh…that’s funny!

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  2. Rorybore February 27, 2013 at 04:29 #

    ROFL!! I have to send this one to my father in law — he will love it.

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  3. terry1954 February 27, 2013 at 05:06 #

    Although it has been many years since I had that belly, I always enjoyed expecting……Such a joy of being a new mommy

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  4. Three Well Beings February 27, 2013 at 06:00 #

    I can see he is going to be the “fun” dad!

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  5. Grannymar February 27, 2013 at 10:02 #

    Now that was not quite the ending I was expecting.

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  6. vivinfrance February 27, 2013 at 11:53 #

    That man is NOT going to be a good daddy. But they might produce a Rory McIlroy or an Ernie Els.

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  7. Ritu KT February 27, 2013 at 13:26 #

    hahaha. I would have loved to see the expression on his partner’s face!

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  8. mairedubhtx February 27, 2013 at 15:01 #

    I remember walking MILES for three solid weeks trying to bring on labor. My daughter was three and a half weeks late and we had a terrible labor and an emergency Caesarean section. Walking is not all it’s cracked up to be. And no, my husband did NOT walk with me. He had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the La Maze classes, too. In the end, we never made it to the delivery room, only to surgery. What a waste.

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  9. lanceleuven February 27, 2013 at 16:45 #

    Well, women are supposed to be quite good at multi-tasking…

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  10. Dana February 27, 2013 at 18:22 #

    LOL My husband will like this one!

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  11. robincoyle February 28, 2013 at 01:01 #

    What a thoughtful husband. Weigh-bearing exercise for his lovely wife.

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  12. adinparadise February 28, 2013 at 14:01 #

    Good one, Tilly. 😀

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