Joke 707

28 Feb
Flying Cow Airplane

Flying Cow Airplane (Photo credit: kfergos)

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked. 

“No, thanks,” replied the vultures.

“They’re carrion.” 

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From ahajokes.

 

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11 Responses to “Joke 707”

  1. slpmartin February 28, 2013 at 04:13 #

    Another cute joke to end my day…thanks for the chuckle.

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  2. terry1954 February 28, 2013 at 04:14 #

    that was so funny!!!!

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  3. Al February 28, 2013 at 04:56 #

    I like to know where you scavenged that joke from.

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  4. Kay's Musings February 28, 2013 at 06:49 #

    Ouch!

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  5. Elaine - I used to be indecisive February 28, 2013 at 08:20 #

    Hee hee! 😀

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  6. vivinfrance February 28, 2013 at 08:21 #

    Groan

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  7. sharechair February 28, 2013 at 15:03 #

    ditto, Viv. Groan.

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  8. mairedubhtx February 28, 2013 at 15:09 #

    I love puns!

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  9. robincoyle February 28, 2013 at 18:08 #

    Road kill jokes are the best. If you are a vulture, that is.

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  10. Perfecting Motherhood March 1, 2013 at 07:13 #

    Love the flying cow airplane!

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