A Woman Without A Man Is Punctuation

2 Mar

February searches which found my blog

If that’s the case, why did you 100 people look at them, then?

  • i hate snow cartoon images

Is there any other kind?

  • hilarious cow jokes
  • housewife limericks
  • poetry fun facts
  • scary receptionist
  • wet housewife
  • funny cartoons on gynaecology
  • malteser poo
  • hirsutism inspiration
  • malteser birthday poem
  • i am a housewife turkey
  • annoyed switchboard operator

So many errors; so little time…

English: Hirsutism circa 1900

English: Hirsutism circa 1900 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • how to declutter you threebed room hom in two days
  • yout only as old as tbe the girl you feel?

Um, and why did you end up here?

  • air freshener for farts
  • a woman without a man is punctuation
  • old lady washing dishes while drinking wine
  • famous women with hirsutism
  • my big foot
  • don’t call me tilly, bud!

That’s just not funny

  • choking accidents maltesers
  • cartoon of farting on someones finger

Could you be a little more specific?

  • cebu provincial detention and rehabilitation center (cpdrc) is a prison in cebu, in cebu province, philippines. it is a maximum security prison facility with a capacity for 1600 inmates.[1]the prison became well known for its rehabilitation program in 2005-2010 based on a program of choreographed exercise routines for the inmates. known as cpdrc dancing inmates, the recordings of the various routines of the prisoners online supervised by the head of the prison byron f. garcia rendered them an international online celebrity sensation and phenomenon
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27 Responses to “A Woman Without A Man Is Punctuation”

  1. vivinfrance March 2, 2013 at 12:59 #

    There’s nowt so queer as fowk.

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  2. Life in the 50's and beyond... March 2, 2013 at 13:29 #

    {scratching my head}

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  3. Dana March 2, 2013 at 13:35 #

    People amaze me!

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  4. bevchen March 2, 2013 at 13:54 #

    Malteser poo? I don’t even want to imagine 😀

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  5. mairedubhtx March 2, 2013 at 14:03 #

    I am so puzzled, as always by these searches. Boggled.

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  6. laurieanichols March 2, 2013 at 15:26 #

    I like the one: i am a housewife turkey; with punctuation it could take on a different meaning. Your searches are always unbelievably entertaining.:)

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  7. Ron. March 2, 2013 at 15:43 #

    You certainly do attract them, TB. I should be so lucky.

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  8. Rorybore March 2, 2013 at 15:53 #

    that de-clutter your home might have been me 🙂

    I love those dancing inmates! I don’t think that program would work up here though. pretty sure someone would end up getting shanked. that’s not a dance move :/

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  9. sharechair March 2, 2013 at 16:14 #

    off topic: My husband is sitting here watching United playing Norwich and remarked that it is sunny in Manchester. (thought of you …. enjoy the sun!!!) So .. are you a United or City supporter?

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    • The Laughing Housewife March 3, 2013 at 19:53 #

      Wash your mouth out with soap! City, of course!

      Actually, being from Liverpool, I was born an Evertonian. I had to convert on marriage.

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling March 2, 2013 at 17:04 #

    You have a scary mind. Dianne

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  11. restlessjo March 2, 2013 at 17:19 #

    I’ve come over all peculiar since I watched that vid!

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  12. Al March 2, 2013 at 17:36 #

    As always, I’m fascinated by the searches that find you. Let’s experiment. I going to put in the search term “women who make up fake search terms so they will have material for a blog.” Let me know when it reaches you.

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  13. Karen S. March 2, 2013 at 18:24 #

    Oh my, now there’s an imagine ….. I fear…..it shall live too long in my thoughts –

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  14. terry1954 March 2, 2013 at 18:37 #

    lol

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  15. Linda March 2, 2013 at 18:49 #

    Interesting stuff! Hope you will have a lovely Saturday! Linda @ Truthful Tidbits

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  16. robincoyle March 2, 2013 at 21:51 #

    Your search engine terms put my search engine terms to shame.

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  17. Kathe W. March 3, 2013 at 00:22 #

    good grief- how did they find you? Love the video!

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  18. Katharine Trauger March 3, 2013 at 05:09 #

    How ever did you stop laughing long enough to type this?! The video was disturbing, which I think is considered a compliment, these days? The rest was just too funny! I’ve laughed myself into a case of the hiccups!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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