Joke 713

Viv decided to test my claim that you can find jokes about anything on the internet and asked me to find jokes about the word orange.

Apologies for the weird formatting – I gave up after an hour.

We’ll start with one my kids used t0 tell when they were small – it was the first joke that came up:

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

Next comes one that took me a moment because of the foreign currency:

A woman was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?”

“Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor.

“How much is just one?” she asked.

“Fifteen cents,” answered the vendor.

“I’ll take the other one,” said the woman.

Now for some bad ones, followed by some really bad ones:

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice.

 

Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate.

What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?

Look round. 

Knock Knock

Who’s there ?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door?

What did the chick say when his mother produced a citrus fruit instead of an egg?

Look at the orange mama laid.

What did the apple say to the orange?

Nothing.  Apples don’t talk.

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

And last but not least…the cartoon strip called Rhymes With Orange:

Sources:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081211122959AAApGd8

http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/orangejokes.html

http://www.jokes.com/funny-animal-jokes/mlf3vi/whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-

 

 

 

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