Season Hiatus Filler

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Some of you might be finding the Telly Tales rather jejune, so here’s a little something to brighten your day:

I found it on Kittybloger.  If you like cats and, in particular, funny cats, it’s the blog for you.

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Yesterday’s word was ‘irrefragable’: not be disputed or contested.

I think it’s a good word; don’t you?

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Happy Birthday, Aquatom

The Laughing Housewife Goes To Tellyland is taking a short season break and will be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, it’s somebody’s birthday…you may remember this banner:

Aquatom created it for me; now it’s my turn to create something for him.

His birthday poem has chops and changes in the rhythm: that’s my homage to his ever-changing blog look and not an indication that I might have struggled writing this one.  

• Read it out loud to a rapping rhythm
• Take a breath after the first stanza, to allow for the change in rhythm
• Rush through ‘dotwordpress’ on the last line, or it won’t sound right.

Well, here goes:

For You!You!You! youyou!

His name is Tom with the prefix ‘Aqua’
Read his blog; you’ll enjoy some laughter
You won’t need gin or wine or vodka

He’s a really nice bloke
And he likes to make a joke
But he also does bespoke

Christmas headers for this Tilly
In return I give this silly
Rhyme from a grateful filly

His name is Aqua with the suffix ‘Tom’
If you’d like to give him a birthday balm
See wellheregoesdotwordpressdotcom

Happy Birthday, Tom!

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If you would like a nonsense birthday poem, leave your details in the comments section or email me at thelaughinghousewife@gmail.com

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Sorry it’s late!

Jet-Fiat (Do it yourself ) (Photo credit: graphistolage)

There are three ways to get something done:

• Do it yourself
• Hire someone
• Forbid your kids to do it

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