Joke 721

14 Mar
Two horses walk into a bar....

Two horses walk into a bar…. (Photo credit: akahodag)

E-flat walks into a bar.

The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve minors.’

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A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque.

He has no idea how jokes work.

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From my Kindle 101 Best Jokes book.

 

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5 Responses to “Joke 721”

  1. slpmartin March 14, 2013 at 04:09 #

    Like the first one…the second…well….moan. ūüôā

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  2. terry1954 March 14, 2013 at 04:31 #

    haha

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  3. vivinfrance March 14, 2013 at 11:31 #

    What’s minor about the key of Eflat major? That bartender doesn’t know his onions!

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  4. viveka March 14, 2013 at 15:42 #

    me lost again … got the first one … but … *laughing

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  5. lanceleuven March 15, 2013 at 13:41 #

    Love the second one! ūüôā

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