Two horses walk into a bar…. (Photo credit: akahodag)
E-flat walks into a bar.
The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve minors.’
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A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque.
He has no idea how jokes work.
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From my Kindle 101 Best Jokes book.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Like the first one…the second…well….moan. 🙂
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haha
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What’s minor about the key of Eflat major? That bartender doesn’t know his onions!
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me lost again … got the first one … but … *laughing
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Love the second one! 🙂
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