Joke 722

• A will is a dead giveaway.
  

  Hand banana in all his glory (Photo credit: Sappymoosetree)

• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
• A backward poet writes inverse.
• A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
• You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
• The calendar’s days are numbered.
• The boiled egg is hard to beat.
• He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
• When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
• If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
• Acupuncture: a jab well done.
• I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
• She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
• No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
• A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
• A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Thanks to my friend Pam for forwarding this email doing the rounds.