Joke 723

16 Mar
For Dave (S81)

For Dave (S81) (Photo credit: Romeo66)

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.   The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.  When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’  After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.  After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes upstairs.   When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’   

‘It was Bob, the next door neighbor,’ she replies.    

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’   

Moral of the story:  

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.   


Thanks to Kay at Musings for this one.  It is actually part of a group of jokes with business lessons at the end but, sadly, I had to omit them because they were a little risqué for a family friendly blog.


7 Responses to “Joke 723”

  1. slpmartin March 16, 2013 at 05:52 #

    Oh my…what some people will do.


  2. Maddie Cochere March 16, 2013 at 06:00 #

    Fired this one off to my 81-year-old mother. She will love it! 🙂


  3. mairedubhtx March 16, 2013 at 13:43 #

    I enjoyed this one!


  4. March 16, 2013 at 19:13 #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! loved it!!!!


  5. vivekav March 16, 2013 at 19:43 #

    Good one .. very good one!


  6. Grannymar March 17, 2013 at 14:38 #

    Very Good!


  7. WomanBitesDog March 17, 2013 at 19:55 #

    Surely the business lesson is that bob still owes the husband $800. The wife earnt it, right?


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