Joke 729

22 Mar
Skunk Dog Outfit

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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance.

The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength.  None in the forest dared to challenge him.

The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.

As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all…hawk, lion and stinker.

From Will & Guy


16 Responses to “Joke 729”

  1. terry1954 March 22, 2013 at 04:27 #

    to me there is nothing worse than the smell of a stinker!!! LOL


  2. slpmartin March 22, 2013 at 04:57 #

    Oh…what an ending.


  3. benzeknees March 22, 2013 at 05:16 #



  4. vivinfrance March 22, 2013 at 07:59 #

    see my latest post about how it feels to be prey. 🙂


  5. bevchen March 22, 2013 at 08:35 #



  6. Ron. March 22, 2013 at 09:46 #

    I, too, am groaning. You’re lucky, TB, that there’s an ocean between us, or else I’d come over there and slap you silly.


  7. sharechair March 22, 2013 at 13:20 #

    didn’t see that coming!


  8. Al March 22, 2013 at 14:02 #

    Reminds me of a another joke. Two morons were walking through the woods. They came upon some tracks. The first moron said “look, bear tracks!” The second moron said “those are dear tracks, you moron!”They continued to argue. While they were arguing, a train came along and killed them both.


  9. SchmidleysScribbling March 22, 2013 at 22:43 #

    Wonderful. I would vote for the hawk if he weren’t already a goner. Dianne


  10. robincoyle March 22, 2013 at 23:51 #

    Really? Really? Hawk, lion, and stinker? So bad it made me laugh.


  11. Katharine Trauger March 23, 2013 at 03:51 #

    Oh, that was precious! I have laughed and laughed! We’re all nuts! 😀


  12. Grannymar March 23, 2013 at 08:47 #



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