Joke 730

23 Mar

Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.  The barmaid looks at the creature and asks Mike what he calls it.







Things Newts Do

Things Newts Do (Photo credit: ingridtaylar)


‘Tiny,’ answers Mike.


‘Why’s that?’ inquires the barmaid.


‘Because he’s my newt.’ 




From Will & Guy.



12 Responses to “Joke 730”

  1. siggiofmaine March 23, 2013 at 04:09 #

    Sigh. BIG sigh. but I’ll repeat it for sure !
    Peace ♥


  2. jmgoyder March 23, 2013 at 04:10 #



  3. slpmartin March 23, 2013 at 04:14 #

    Okay…yes I sighed but will probably retell it someday as an example of English humor. 🙂


  4. benzeknees March 23, 2013 at 07:39 #

    Like, I can call him anything I want because he’s my newt? Or is there some joke there I am totally missing?


  5. Grannymar March 23, 2013 at 08:49 #



  6. robincoyle March 23, 2013 at 21:25 #

    I think I’ll change the name of my blog to My Newt. It has a nice ring to it.


  7. Three Well Beings March 24, 2013 at 17:43 #

    I’m almost unsure I should have laughed at this…but I did! Silly, and funny!!


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