Joke 734

27 Mar
First World Man Problems 05

First World Man Problems 05 (Photo credit: AV Dezign)

There are TWO secrets to success at Poker:

Rule #1: Never tell your secrets.

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What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional poker player?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

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A woman who played poker once a month with a group of female coworkers was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home in the early hours.

One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room, put her bag over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom.  She was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

“Oh no!” he exclaimed. “Did you lose everything?”

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From titanpokerblog

 

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13 Responses to “Joke 734”

  1. benzeknees March 27, 2013 at 06:29 #

    Love this last poker joke! A Malteser for you!

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  2. bevchen March 27, 2013 at 09:18 #

    LOL, good ones. I have a friend who is a professional poker player.

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  3. countingducks March 27, 2013 at 09:54 #

    poker joke is excellent

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  4. Viveka March 27, 2013 at 12:54 #

    Great … love the last … one. Happy Easter to … the Breakfast family.

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  5. Grannymar March 27, 2013 at 16:50 #

    The last one is a googie.

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  6. colonialist March 27, 2013 at 17:18 #

    Didn’t he just think they were playing strip poker?
    Or think it was an invitation to poker? 🙂

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  7. Three Well Beings March 27, 2013 at 17:20 #

    I like the first one…never tell your secrets. Rules for life, not just poker. 🙂

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  8. robincoyle March 27, 2013 at 23:22 #

    There are 2 secrets to getting published. They are secret so I can’t tell you.

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  9. Musings March 28, 2013 at 08:00 #

    I know a gambling relative that I should show this to.

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