Joke 736

29 Mar
Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny (Photo credit: subtle_devices)

A man came out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door to shake hands.  He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”  

The man replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

The Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”    

The man whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”





8 Responses to “Joke 736”

  1. siggiofmaine March 29, 2013 at 04:18 #

    big SIGH ☺


  2. Katharine Trauger March 29, 2013 at 06:46 #

    Gotta love it! Have to share with my hubs! 😀


  3. Grannymar March 29, 2013 at 09:16 #

    Best answer I know for not attending church.


  4. SchmidleysScribbling March 29, 2013 at 14:19 #

    Good one. I will remember that line. Is that Spud doing performance art in the driveway (bunny with egg on his face)? Dianne


  5. robincoyle March 29, 2013 at 17:47 #

    My friend call them the Christmas and Easter Christians.


  6. slpmartin March 29, 2013 at 22:04 #

    Really need a good laugh today…thanks!


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