Joke 737

On the Brighter Side of Life 

Looking for whale mother illustration (Photo credit: HikingArtist.com)

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• Remember: half the people you know are below average.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
• Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
• I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

From Will & Guy