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30 Mar

On the Brighter Side of Life 

Looking for whale mother illustration

Looking for whale mother illustration (Photo credit:

  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • Remember: half the people you know are below average.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  • Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

From Will & Guy

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