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Joke 739

1 Apr
Score!

Score! (Photo credit: dancingshiba)

Three year old Greg put his shoes on by himself.  His father noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and the right shoe on the left foot. He told his son, ‘Greg, your shoes are on the wrong feet.’

Greg looked at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, ‘Don’t mess me about, Dad, I know they’re my feet.’

Shoes walking in circles

Shoes walking in circles (Photo credit: HikingArtist.com)

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This is not a joke but it is amusing; if it’s a true story, you have to admire their style.

There was once a family firm which cornered the feet market.  

One brother sold shoes.  Each shoe had a hidden fatal flaw.  As a direct result the victim’s feet needed treatment with the second brother, who was the only chiropodist in town.

The chiropodist was so incompetent that the only way the victim could get home was in a taxi.  

The third brother had the only taxi firm in town.

From Will & Guy.

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