Joke 739

1 Apr

Score! (Photo credit: dancingshiba)

Three year old Greg put his shoes on by himself.  His father noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and the right shoe on the left foot. He told his son, ‘Greg, your shoes are on the wrong feet.’

Greg looked at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, ‘Don’t mess me about, Dad, I know they’re my feet.’

Shoes walking in circles

Shoes walking in circles (Photo credit:


This is not a joke but it is amusing; if it’s a true story, you have to admire their style.

There was once a family firm which cornered the feet market.  

One brother sold shoes.  Each shoe had a hidden fatal flaw.  As a direct result the victim’s feet needed treatment with the second brother, who was the only chiropodist in town.

The chiropodist was so incompetent that the only way the victim could get home was in a taxi.  

The third brother had the only taxi firm in town.

From Will & Guy.


13 Responses to “Joke 739”

  1. viv blake April 1, 2013 at 12:06 #



  2. Grannymar April 1, 2013 at 12:17 #

    Out of the mouth of babes! I bet he will get on in life!


  3. mairedubhtx April 1, 2013 at 13:11 #

    As to the second, that’s the way to drum up business!


  4. Jim April 1, 2013 at 17:18 #

    Nice shoe joke, T.B. I really didn’t understand the cartoon though.

    Missed you for this Saturday’s 6WS. I hope you will continue with doing that. Your comment on your Mom’s poem reminded me that you were AWOL.


  5. sheilamariegrimes April 1, 2013 at 18:26 #

    This is sad, you know there are people out there who prey on others sufferings. The story was eye opening for sure!


  6. slpmartin April 1, 2013 at 19:37 #

    Hmm…sounds like a lot like the way corporations set things up these days….enjoyed the joke about the kid…sounds just like something a child would say.


  7. terry1954 April 1, 2013 at 21:08 #

    haha loved it!!! thanks for the laugh!


  8. robincoyle April 1, 2013 at 23:53 #

    The first one reminds me of when someone in my family says they are “going to jump in the shower.” The response for a smart-alec family member is always, “Wouldn’t it be easier to stand?”


  9. bluebee April 3, 2013 at 12:17 #

    Smart kid 😀


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