Joke 741

3 Apr

A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’

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The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks, ‘Is it serious, doctor?’

And the doctor replies, ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’

From the Daily Mail, of all places.

 

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27 Responses to “Joke 741”

  1. siggiofmaine April 3, 2013 at 04:20 #

    BIG SIGH…and it is on to my friends and family ♥

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  2. David J. Bauman April 3, 2013 at 06:24 #

    Facepalm!

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  3. benzeknees April 3, 2013 at 08:02 #

    Hahahaha!

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  4. sharechair April 3, 2013 at 10:40 #

    Oh, my….. groaning, here. 🙂

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  5. faydanamyjake April 3, 2013 at 11:09 #

    lol too funny 🙂

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  6. lanceleuven April 3, 2013 at 12:07 #

    Grrooaannn… (But in a good way :-))

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  7. bluebee April 3, 2013 at 12:10 #

    Baaaad

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  8. Al April 3, 2013 at 14:00 #

    If jokes were against the law, this one would merit capital punishment!

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  9. terry1954 April 3, 2013 at 14:50 #

    what a cute little face!!!

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling April 3, 2013 at 15:09 #

    Please, I am eating my breakfast. Dianne

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  11. Katharine Trauger April 3, 2013 at 16:01 #

    Definitely sicker than bedside peanuts!!! 😉

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  12. viveka April 3, 2013 at 20:53 #

    Linda, you’re priceless … I thought lettuces was good for us. Sorry, for not being around here as normal … had friends destroying my Easter with loads of fun and great company.

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  13. Grannymar April 3, 2013 at 21:52 #

    😀

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  14. viv blake April 3, 2013 at 22:53 #

    That’s your groaniest ever, I reckon!

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  15. slpmartin April 3, 2013 at 23:23 #

    I join those who have offered up a universal moan. 🙂

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