Joke 746

8 Apr

Heaven (Photo credit: adyyflickr)

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”

“No!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

Again the answer was “No!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”




11 Responses to “Joke 746”

  1. slpmartin April 8, 2013 at 04:07 #

    Oh…that one made me laugh out loud….and it’s something I’ve really needed…thanks!


  2. Katharine Trauger April 8, 2013 at 04:39 #

    Oh, now that was funny. I so totally laughed! 😆


  3. David J. Bauman April 8, 2013 at 04:52 #

    oh heck, I totally cackled like a mad man.


  4. viv blake April 8, 2013 at 07:36 #

    I love the pragmatism of small children.


  5. lanceleuven April 8, 2013 at 12:57 #

    Brilliant! You can’t fault his logic. 🙂


  6. mairedubhtx April 8, 2013 at 13:04 #

    How very true!


  7. viveka April 8, 2013 at 17:53 #

    The truth always comes out kids mouths. Love it.


  8. Hattie April 8, 2013 at 18:33 #

    Good point!


  9. SchmidleysScribbling April 8, 2013 at 18:51 #

    Children know these things. Good one. Dianne


  10. Grannymar April 8, 2013 at 21:10 #

    I love it!


  11. bluebee April 12, 2013 at 22:18 #



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