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Lost And Found

12 Apr

You may remember Miss Whiplash, who used to think about things.  Also known as Patrecia, who lives in Bulgaria with her animals and husband Neville, in that order.  She used to blog regularly and then she just stopped.

At 74, she decided she had said everything she wanted to say about her life on her old blog, so she deleted it and started a charming new blog.  You can find her at God’s Creatures, where she has been harassing the Tanzanian government, in an effort to get them to treat their animals better.

Please mosey on over there.  If you like animals and you like sweet ladies, it’s a great place to find them both.



Joke 750

12 Apr

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.

Funny Face (8 of 12)

Funny Face (8 of 12) (Photo credit: merfam)

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Trek epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size!”

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s going to get it wrong.


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