Joke 751

13 Apr
A cat is posed seated on a chair in front of a...

A cat is posed seated on a chair in front of another cat operating a camera. (Photo credit: Beverly & Pack)

Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops, trying to find bargains.

One day she goes to an antique shop in Stratford upon Avon. Claire speaks to Victoria, the shop’s owner: ‘When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it.’

‘Sorry,’ replied Victoria, ‘but I can’t possibly sell you that.’

‘Oh, what a pity, but why not?’ inquired Claire.

‘Because,’ said the owner, ‘that’s my husband.’

 

Advertisements

13 Responses to “Joke 751”

  1. slpmartin April 13, 2013 at 04:06 #

    Very cute!

    Like

  2. siggiofmaine April 13, 2013 at 04:47 #

    You earned a package of Mateser’s with this one ☺
    Peace
    Siggi

    Like

  3. eof737 April 13, 2013 at 08:49 #

    Hysterical! 🙂

    Like

  4. countingducks April 13, 2013 at 09:42 #

    Laughed out loud

    Like

  5. colonialist April 13, 2013 at 11:24 #

    Haha!
    His name was Albert?

    Like

  6. mairedubhtx April 13, 2013 at 12:57 #

    Loved the kitties!

    Like

  7. terry1954 April 13, 2013 at 18:19 #

    how adorable!

    Like

  8. SchmidleysScribbling April 13, 2013 at 21:08 #

    HaHa, I used to be married to a mug like that. I shoulda sold him but he took up with another woman before I could. Dianne

    Like

    • The Laughing Housewife April 14, 2013 at 08:10 #

      I had to laugh – I first read that as you wanting to take up with another woman but he beat you to it 🙂

      I think you’ll enjoy today’s joke (752)…

      Like

  9. Katharine Trauger April 14, 2013 at 02:55 #

    Claire clearly should shake a spear at her. 😉

    (Do you have any idea how many valid emails I had to deleat before I could get to you?)

    😉

    Like

  10. lanceleuven April 17, 2013 at 13:44 #

    Very good. 😀

    Like

  11. adinparadise April 19, 2013 at 17:24 #

    Hehehe 😀

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: