Joke 753

15 Apr

Another plane joke, courtesy of Viv in France

Passagers ryanair

Passengers Ryanair (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


(Michael O’Leary is the owner of Ryanair, the budget airline.)


Michael O’Leary goes into a pub in Cork and asks for a pint of Guinness.  The barman nods and says, “That will be one euro.”

A pleased O’Leary hands over the money and comments, “That’s very cheap.”

“Yes sir, it is,” replies the barman, “however, if you want to drink the Guinness in a glass, you’ll have to pay an extra €3.”

The Chief Executive scowls but pays up.  He takes his drink and moves towards a seat.

“Ah, sir, if you want to sit down, you’ll first have to sit in this frame,” observes the barman.

Unfortunately O’Leary can’t squeeze into the frame. “Nobody could fit in that little thing,” he complains.

“Then you’ll have to pay a surcharge of €5 for your seat, sir,” cautions the barman.

“This is ridiculous,” cries O’Leary. “I want to see the manager.”

“Certainly sir,” responds the barman. “Here is his email address or, if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 any Monday morning. Calls are free until they are answered. Then there is a talking charge of only 10 cents per second.”

A furious O’Leary swears he’ll never come into this pub again, to which the barman answers, “That’s perfectly okay sir, but remember, we’re the only pub in Ireland selling pints for one euro!”


13 Responses to “Joke 753”

  1. terry1954 April 15, 2013 at 04:10 #

    hilarious!!!! too funny!!!


  2. April 15, 2013 at 04:40 #

    HAHA ! I know someone else that will love this joke!


  3. siggiofmaine April 15, 2013 at 05:06 #

    Sigh….good one.


  4. Musings April 15, 2013 at 07:31 #

    I swear I know a few places like these.


  5. benzeknees April 15, 2013 at 07:42 #

    This is a good one, how you get nickle & dimed for everything!


  6. Grannymar April 15, 2013 at 08:54 #

    That pub owner must have travelled with the infamous airline at one time.

    Now is the colourful advert for ‘Ascot early discount tickets’ at the end, all part of the post?


  7. viv blake April 15, 2013 at 09:25 #

    This one actually came to me in one of those forwarded emails with a million recipients that I don’t usually read, but I spotted the name of my bête noir. I can’t remember who sent it to me.


  8. mairedubhtx April 15, 2013 at 13:07 #

    Well this is bizarre!


    • viv blake April 15, 2013 at 14:13 #

      Your name is Irish, so I presume you know the guy/airline we’re on about. His website must be the most tortuous torturing trap designed to extract every unnecessary penny from his poor customers without ever being contactable for complaints or even questions! God help you if you change your mind!


  9. lanceleuven April 15, 2013 at 13:24 #

    That would be glorious!


  10. viveka April 15, 2013 at 14:16 #

    It’s a good one … a brilliant one … been around since he wanted to us to pay for using the washrooms aboard the planes. To be honest I just hate to fly with Ryan air – there is so many much better airlines those days to use. When everything is added up – they are not much cheaper. I just love this joke, because that is just them down to the teeth.


  11. colonialist April 15, 2013 at 21:14 #

    It is a cunning way to do business – and has, seriously, been adopted by many. After the fine print, you end up paying more than for the luxury version!


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