Joke 756

18 Apr
  • Funny signs

    Funny signs (Photo credit: @Doug88888)

    Sign on motorway garage

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

  • Spotted in a safari park

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

  • Notice in a field

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

  • Message on a leaflet

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

  • Sign on a repair shop door

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

Funny Sign

Funny Sign (Photo credit: jamacdonald)

From Will & Guy

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12 Responses to “Joke 756”

  1. siggiofmaine April 18, 2013 at 04:31 #

    LoL…thanks…I needed a good chuckle.
    Peace
    Siggi

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  2. benzeknees April 18, 2013 at 04:56 #

    Hahahahaha!

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  3. viv blake April 18, 2013 at 06:46 #

    Good ones all, though I’m still puzzling over the first one.

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  4. adinparadise April 18, 2013 at 10:32 #

    🙂

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  5. Grannymar April 18, 2013 at 10:55 #

    I’m having a good chuckle here!

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  6. mairedubhtx April 18, 2013 at 13:10 #

    I loved the one on reading. And the elephants.

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  7. sharechair April 18, 2013 at 13:25 #

    The bell doesn’t work!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  8. Viveka April 18, 2013 at 13:41 #

    This … all top class! Especially the first one.

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  9. colonialist April 18, 2013 at 22:01 #

    I am seriously considering reporting those people to the SPCA for confining elephants like that.

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  10. vastlycurious.com April 18, 2013 at 23:07 #

    I need to make a mental note to look for your blog in the MORNING!!

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  11. slpmartin April 19, 2013 at 01:52 #

    Oh…the last one was just perfect…must remember it.

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