Joke 760

22 Apr

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.  She says a friendly, “Hello!”

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He is rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.  He asks, “Do you know me?”

She replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Completely shocked, the guy’s mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife.  He gasps, “Oh no!  Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who I made love to on the pool table?”

“Um…no.  I am your son’s teacher.”

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Thanks to Grannymar for this one.

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17 Responses to “Joke 760”

  1. slpmartin April 22, 2013 at 04:03 #

    Oh…my….that’s funny!

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  2. vastlycurious.com April 22, 2013 at 04:04 #

    HA HA HA HA!! Laughs my way to bed!!!!

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  3. siggiofmaine April 22, 2013 at 04:07 #

    Love it !
    Peace
    Siggi

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  4. Purplexed April 22, 2013 at 04:24 #

    Ha ha good one 🙂

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  5. viv blake April 22, 2013 at 06:44 #

    That is one hell of a goof!

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  6. bevchen April 22, 2013 at 08:21 #

    Hahaha! Silly man!

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  7. viveka April 22, 2013 at 13:17 #

    Excellent … !!! So much for mens way of thinking.

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  8. mairedubhtx April 22, 2013 at 13:23 #

    I’d heard a version of this one, but it’s a good one.

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling April 22, 2013 at 14:22 #

    Haha. Old but still good. Dianne

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  10. lanceleuven April 22, 2013 at 14:35 #

    Ha! That was excellent. 🙂

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  11. Hattie April 22, 2013 at 18:20 #

    Moral: Never volunteer information before getting the whole story!

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  12. benzeknees April 22, 2013 at 18:57 #

    Oh, this is a great one! Bwahahahahahaha!

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  13. Three Well Beings April 22, 2013 at 19:08 #

    Another good example of why silence is golden! Keep the details to yourself, I always say! 🙂

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  14. Grannymar April 22, 2013 at 23:31 #

    I think they liked it! 😉

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  15. terry1954 April 23, 2013 at 01:22 #

    that was a cute one, and to think this is where i go to try to find a mate!!!

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